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Nothing But Tears

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Johnson and Johnson has released a new “Nothing But Tears” line of Shampoo this week aimed at toughening up newborns. According to TheOnion, “”Nothing But Tears” shampoo contains only the most abrasive of natural ingredients”.

I think it is clear what their ingredients list contains. Onions! My evidence?

 

  1. It is natural and causes tears.
  2. It is being reported by the Onion; clearly a biased publication.
  3. It isn’t listed in their advertising as an ingredient.

Where will it end?

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Megan

    I hope this is as much of a joke as The Onion and that you aren’t seriously believing a product you see on The Onion.

    Jul 6th, 2010

  2. admin

    Of course (;

    Jul 10th, 2010

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